AVLH3 #861 - Another Sh!tty Nat'l Porn Trail

Details WHERE: Parking lot opposite Rye Knot WHEN: Saturday, 30 May, 2pm gather, 2:30pm Hares away HARES: National Pornographic and maybe another Wanker volunteer HASH CASH: 8 (5 for no-alcohol option) SHIGGY LEVEL: 69 (wear your socks) DETAILS / VIBE: Shitty You wanted a shitty trail? You got it! Nat Pron is having a colonoscopy. Cum join in the fun. The hash will proceed in the following stages, rain or shine. 1. Drinking your prep 2. Purging your bowels until everything is clear 3. Taking your Propofol 4. Entering, going up, over and down while enjoying the view and the shiggy 5. Emerging and deflating 6. Waking from your haze to hear the verdict on your performance ON-ON! P.S Note to wankers: May is masturbation month. You will have to show your work.