
AVLH3 #869 - National Pornographic gets 69'ed
Raucous, adult-humor hash run with a marked trail from Azalea Road Dog Park, mixing trail running and playful shiggy in an old school Harriers style. Expect irreverent antics, a rowdy social vibe, and a small cash contribution at the start.
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A playful Asheville Hash House Harriers trail run starting with a 2pm gather and a 2:15pm “hare away,” with route, shiggy level, and vibe announced later. Expect a mixed pace, cheeky rituals, and post trail hanging around downtown.

A playful Asheville Hash House Harriers trail run starting with a 2pm gather and a 2:15pm “hare away,” with route, shiggy level, and vibe announced later. Expect a mixed pace, cheeky rituals, and post trail hanging around downtown.
A playful Asheville Hash House Harriers trail run starting with a 2pm gather and a 2:15pm “hare away,” with route, shiggy level, and vibe announced later. Expect a mixed pace, cheeky rituals, and post trail hanging around downtown.

Shiggy-heavy hash run on off-road trails with a “waning poison ivy” twist, kicking off with hares off at 2:15 PM. Expect a social, scavenger-hunt style trail with an $8 hash cash and a high shiggy level (~8).

Shiggy-heavy hash run on off-road trails with a “waning poison ivy” twist, kicking off with hares off at 2:15 PM. Expect a social, scavenger-hunt style trail with an $8 hash cash and a high shiggy level (~8).
Shiggy-heavy hash run on off-road trails with a “waning poison ivy” twist, kicking off with hares off at 2:15 PM. Expect a social, scavenger-hunt style trail with an $8 hash cash and a high shiggy level (~8).

A Harrier-style hash run kicks off from 80 Fenner Ave with a marked “fun trail” that may include muddy shiggy and a few stroller-unfriendly stretches. Casual, irreverent community meetup with a small hash cash fee and a 2:30 pm gather before the hares head out.

A Harrier-style hash run kicks off from 80 Fenner Ave with a marked “fun trail” that may include muddy shiggy and a few stroller-unfriendly stretches. Casual, irreverent community meetup with a small hash cash fee and a 2:30 pm gather before the hares head out.
A Harrier-style hash run kicks off from 80 Fenner Ave with a marked “fun trail” that may include muddy shiggy and a few stroller-unfriendly stretches. Casual, irreverent community meetup with a small hash cash fee and a 2:30 pm gather before the hares head out.

Casual group run with 1, 3, or 6 mile route options starting from Olde London Road and heading along the River Arts District and greenway. Stick around afterward for a beer and playful soccer tennis with fellow Asheville runners.

Casual group run with 1, 3, or 6 mile route options starting from Olde London Road and heading along the River Arts District and greenway. Stick around afterward for a beer and playful soccer tennis with fellow Asheville runners.
Casual group run with 1, 3, or 6 mile route options starting from Olde London Road and heading along the River Arts District and greenway. Stick around afterward for a beer and playful soccer tennis with fellow Asheville runners.

A casual Asheville Runners group run from a new brewery, looping through rolling East Asheville hills on a 3 or 5 mile route. Regroup out front afterward for a relaxed post run beer and community hang.

A casual Asheville Runners group run from a new brewery, looping through rolling East Asheville hills on a 3 or 5 mile route. Regroup out front afterward for a relaxed post run beer and community hang.
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A casual 2.3 mile loop through the River Arts District with runners and walkers pairing up by pace before heading out. The route finishes back at the cafe for a celebratory coffee and pastry hang.

A casual 2.3 mile loop through the River Arts District with runners and walkers pairing up by pace before heading out. The route finishes back at the cafe for a celebratory coffee and pastry hang.
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An evening group run meetup with Asheville Runners starting and ending at the Village Pub in East Asheville. Expect a mapped road route with turns along Fairview Rd, Hendersonville Rd, and Thompson St for a fun, social sweat.

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Team trivia in a dog park bar with pups roaming the patio, humans and dogs free on Tuesday nights. Arrive early for tables and food truck bites; dogs need vaccination records plus spay neuter proof for entry.

Team trivia in a dog park bar with pups roaming the patio, humans and dogs free on Tuesday nights. Arrive early for tables and food truck bites; dogs need vaccination records plus spay neuter proof for entry.
Team trivia in a dog park bar with pups roaming the patio, humans and dogs free on Tuesday nights. Arrive early for tables and food truck bites; dogs need vaccination records plus spay neuter proof for entry.

Very strenuous 7-mile road hike (1,100 ft gain) starting at Lake Louise and climbing Hamburg Mountain for neighborhood and mountaintop views before looping through downtown Weaverville. Bring 2L water, snacks, trekking poles, and a required winter headlamp; leashed dogs welcome with their own water.

Very strenuous 7-mile road hike (1,100 ft gain) starting at Lake Louise and climbing Hamburg Mountain for neighborhood and mountaintop views before looping through downtown Weaverville. Bring 2L water, snacks, trekking poles, and a required winter headlamp; leashed dogs welcome with their own water.
Very strenuous 7-mile road hike (1,100 ft gain) starting at Lake Louise and climbing Hamburg Mountain for neighborhood and mountaintop views before looping through downtown Weaverville. Bring 2L water, snacks, trekking poles, and a required winter headlamp; leashed dogs welcome with their own water.

Oktoberfest-themed half marathon and 5K road race starting and finishing at a brewery beer garden’s RAD. A festive run with a post-race hangout atmosphere centered on community, costumes, and celebratory brews.

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Outdoor 21+ dodgeball open play with rotating pickup games and capacity-based courts (up to 12v12 or 11v11). Weather-dependent meetups run early setup to late-night play, with waitlisted players encouraged to drop in.

Outdoor 21+ dodgeball open play with rotating pickup games and capacity-based courts (up to 12v12 or 11v11). Weather-dependent meetups run early setup to late-night play, with waitlisted players encouraged to drop in.
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A festive Asheville bike parade and ride that rolls through town before regrouping at a brewery for post-ride hanging out. Expect a community-forward, cycling-advocacy vibe with playful costumes and plenty of two-wheeled camaraderie.
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A social group hike to Catawba Falls with a midday meet-up and shared trail time through forested paths to a cascading waterfall. Expect community-focused pacing, casual conversation, and an active outdoor outing near Asheville.

A social group hike to Catawba Falls with a midday meet-up and shared trail time through forested paths to a cascading waterfall. Expect community-focused pacing, casual conversation, and an active outdoor outing near Asheville.
A social group hike to Catawba Falls with a midday meet-up and shared trail time through forested paths to a cascading waterfall. Expect community-focused pacing, casual conversation, and an active outdoor outing near Asheville.

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A relaxed, social group bike ride rolls through Asheville’s streets, neighborhoods, and hidden corners before looping back for post-ride hangouts. Expect an easy pace, friendly conversation, and a brewery BBQ meetup vibe.
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Fast paced road cycling training loop of roughly 45–50 miles starting near Chestnut and Charlotte St by the old Fuddruckers. Typically a drop ride with occasional B group option, suited for stronger riders comfortable holding pace.

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Fast-paced pub trivia mixing pop culture, general knowledge, and cheeky humor with plenty of “I totally knew that!” moments. Bring a crew for team play, drinks, and lively late-night competition in a brewery taproom.
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An evening meetup for Asheville men focused on community building, new connections, and getting plugged into local men’s groups. Gather at a relaxed brewery space for conversation, support, and involvement opportunities.
An evening meetup for Asheville men focused on community building, new connections, and getting plugged into local men’s groups. Gather at a relaxed brewery space for conversation, support, and involvement opportunities.
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An evening fundraiser supporting a local animal rescue, centered on helping dogs and cats through donations and community support. Expect a nonprofit benefit vibe with opportunities to learn about the shelter’s mission and ways to get involved.

An evening fundraiser supporting a local animal rescue, centered on helping dogs and cats through donations and community support. Expect a nonprofit benefit vibe with opportunities to learn about the shelter’s mission and ways to get involved.
An evening fundraiser supporting a local animal rescue, centered on helping dogs and cats through donations and community support. Expect a nonprofit benefit vibe with opportunities to learn about the shelter’s mission and ways to get involved.

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A sweet, welcoming cuddle-style gathering centered on sensual connection through fully verbal consent. Expect guided exercises on boundaries, practicing both giving and receiving a clear “no,” and intentional, respectful touch in a supportive group setting.
A sweet, welcoming cuddle-style gathering centered on sensual connection through fully verbal consent. Expect guided exercises on boundaries, practicing both giving and receiving a clear “no,” and intentional, respectful touch in a supportive group setting.